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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、青年小王出门就捡到三万块一想到丢钱的人该多着急啊小王就情不自禁地笑出声来。
2、小明上学路上摔沟里了。老师问:哪里受伤了?小明说:人没什么事,就是完成的作业全掉沟里找不到了。
3、不许你们任何人在我面前说我朋友的坏话,不然我也会不知不觉的跟着说起来。

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