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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. Amy驾车过十字路口时闯红灯被警察拦下。
  警察:你没看到是红灯吗?
  Amy:有啊。
  警察:那你为什么不停车?
  Amy:因为我没看到你。

2.  A对B说;你知道吗最近有个道明寺很出名,听说里面按了个什么西门,种了很多衫菜,还把和尚分成花泽类,把寺院美作了很多。

3.  A:你的马那次病了,你给它吃的是什么药?
  B:松节油。
  (过了几天,他们又相遇了)
  A:你上次说给马吃的是什么?
  B:松节油。
  A:那我的马吃了松节油,它怎么死了?
  B:我的马也死了。

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