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经典黄段子

1.一司机问乘客去哪客说:生命的尽头,司机不解又问, 客说:操 ,火葬场都不知道, 司机不悦骂道:多亏去生命尽头, 要是去生命源头,还得往你妈的B里开呢

2.一老汉求子心切,八年中却生八女,一日夜, 望着满炕母女, 老汉伤感叹曰:前半辈子操B忙 ,后半辈子B满堂, 大B小B躺一炕 ,中间躺个B大王

3.阴道和屁眼是邻居,一天阴道对屁眼说:独眼龙常来我家骚扰你也不出来帮忙, 屁眼说:锤子 它每次来 在我家门口挂两颗手榴弹 吓死老子了 我敢出来吗

4.晚上丈夫勃起曰:洗衣否棒槌已备好.妻曰:无水 明日洗 .丈夫怒睡. 半夜妻性起. 爬上丈夫身曰:水来了. 借棒槌一用. 丈夫曰:借屁 .自己泡着吧

5.一富婆招男妓为达到预期的效果,便把清凉油涂入安全套内 ,一阵云雨后 ,男妓感叹道:我靠 有钱人就是不一样, B里都装了空调

6.男知妻与领导不轨,怒找领导妻,领导妻气极:咱们上床报复他俩, 事毕领导妻:我还气, 再报复一次 ,一连三次 ,男跪倒趴下告饶:求求你了 我,已经原谅他们了
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