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[短篇] [一代综师]笑话三则

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[一代综师]笑话三则

一、混蛋的儿子

“爸爸,哥哥说我是混蛋的儿子。”
“不要介意”,爸爸说,“我会原谅他的。”
“可我不原谅他!”小孩怒气冲冲,“他也是混蛋的儿子!”

二、梨与苹果

如果你有一个梨,我再给你两个,你会有几个梨,丽莎?
不知道。我们学校算算术用的都是苹果。

三、童言

女教师生气地对萨沙说:“我真想当三天你的妈妈,把你好好管教管教!”
“好吧!”萨沙说,“我这就回去跟爸爸说,也许他同意的。”
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