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[短篇] 笑话三則

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笑话三則

1.今天老媽不高興,歎氣說:“我這輩子算是倒楣了!”我忙問:“媽,又怎麼了?”老媽鬱悶說:“還能怎麼,不就是遇到你們兩個騙子!”我反駁說:“關我什麼事呀!”老媽沒好氣道:“怎麼不關你事!你爸騙我!你騙錢!!”我……
2.情人節那天,我和老公去公園,看到一個女孩兒幸福的依偎在一個男孩兒懷裏,手裏捧著一束手捧花,是用幾只可愛的布偶熊組成的。我羡慕地對老公說:好浪漫啊!老公來了句,“羡慕個屁啊!知道那花束是啥意思嗎?意思就是‘瞧你那熊樣兒”……
3.得小時候有次數學考試,要交卷時發現沒寫名字,關鍵我竟然忘了自己叫什麼……又不敢翻書,怕誤以為作弊,正在我左右為難時,靈光一閃,我迅速的給了我同桌一耳光,只見他哭著對老師說:老師,XXX打我。終於我滿意的寫上了自己的名字。

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