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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1一个宿舍六个人,老四睡觉爱打呼噜,经常吵得我们睡不着,有一次老二受不了了,上去就是一巴掌,老四惊醒后惊恐的看着老二,老二说:做噩梦了吧,二哥给你盖被子。老四睡眼惺忪地说:谢谢二哥。

2“这么冷的天,就算对象跑了我也不会出去追的!” “不好意思,你快递到了,请到小区门口来取下。” “好的,好的,我马上下楼。”

3早上上班坐地铁,人多特别挤! 旁边有一个女孩子长得非常卡哇伊,正在发短信,我无意看了一眼发现她写道“今天车上人很多,很挤” 一会儿我想起个事,自己笑了几声。一会儿无意回头一看,看到这个女孩继续写道“旁边还站着一个傻子”

[ 本帖最后由 wz124120176 于 2024-1-27 06:49(GMT0) 编辑 ]

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