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[短篇] [一代综师]笑话三则

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[一代综师]笑话三则

一、麻将风波

阿月要煮饭问正在打麻将的母亲要洗多少米.
妈妈没有听到阿月的问话...一面将手里的牌打出一面说到:"九筒"!
结果......那一锅饭让她们家足足吃了一星期....

二、放假

『小鱼你为甚麽在哭??』   『因为我哥哥放假,而我没有..』   『那为甚麽你没有呢??』   『因为我还没有上学..』

三、舌头舔的

  外甥:舅妈,这是我做的甜饼,请你尝一尝。     舅妈:真乖!哟,好甜噢,没想到小小年纪就会做甜饼,这上面亮晶晶的是什么啊?     外甥:是我用冰糖做的糖衣。     舅妈:是吗?好光滑的糖衣,做得不错!怎么做的?     外甥:我用舌头舔的。
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