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[短篇] 三则笑话,我还是安静地走开吧

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三则笑话,我还是安静地走开吧

1.我姐姐在我家里玩,刚刚她给我发信息说我和我老公晚上动静太大了,还说我们太夸张了,让我们轻点,明早上还要不要起床啊啊啊啊啊啊
2.记得小时候家里做鞭炮,和两个发小从家里偷了鞭炮出去玩,三个人一人拉一坨粑粑,然后各人在个人拉的里边插上鞭炮,点着我们就跑一边了,结果只听到两声炮响,一哥们说我去看看哪个怎么没响结果刚走到跟前就炸了,满脸满身都是,后来回家被他妈好一顿毒打。。。
3.今天坐男朋友的车出去,一上车就闻到一股死老鼠味道,虽然开着窗通风,我还是不可控制的吐了。呕吐物将车门外头拉手的地方弄脏,然后他居然发飙大骂我好恶心弄脏他的车。居然不懂得将头伸出去点,弄脏他的拉手。。。一路叫喊着好臭、好恶心。。。。一脸的嫌弃。我是不是该安静的走开了?

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