爱笑 发表于 2023-11-10 15:32   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、今天去发廊，我问发妹子：这里洗剪吹要多少钱?
　　妹子：最低30元!
　　我：那洗剪呢?
　　妹子：25元!
　　我：好吧，那麻烦你帮我吹一下!

2、“亲爱的！你想我吗？昨晚有梦到我吗？” “有”“ 那太好了，那今晚我跟阎王请个假回来看看你。”

3、前两天啊，小明起电动车去河边钓鱼，半天钓不上来一条，正着急呢，这时候呢，不远处来了个老大爷说到:小伙子啊，钓鱼要有耐心，眼睛啊，得一直盯着那个鱼漂儿，然后呢，小明就按照老大爷说的试了试，哎过了一会你别说，果然钓上了一条，小明正想感谢老大爷，回头一看，哎，人呢?再回头一看，哎，我电动车哪?
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