十点加我 发表于 2020-6-15 05:03   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话五则

1、"这是阿拉伯。"
一位上海的朋友介绍他的大伯。

2、交了个女朋友,听别人说她是富贵人家的小姐,劝我放弃。我觉得家境无所谓,只要人好就行。后来我才知道富贵人家是个夜总会。

3、“你这个大骗子……”“你他妈才是大屁眼子……”

4、甲:你有《时间简史》吗?
乙:....我有时间也不捡屎

5、晚上我偷偷问魔镜:“我是不是世上最黑的人?魔镜发出惊恐的声音:谁?谁TM在说话?!”
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