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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.一只小猪问妈妈:“妈妈,我们为什么会这么肥?"妈妈猪回答:因为我们是为了大家的口福而生的。〞
2.一个警察在路边查车,突然发现一辆车里坐
着一只鹦鹉,他走过去问:“小鸟,你是谁的呀?"鹦鹉回答:"我是谁都没有的呀!"警察一愣:"那你怎么能开车呢?"鹦鹉苦笑:“这就要问你们了,我这是陪人家学车呢!"
3.一只鳄鱼跳到水里去了,结果水里的小鱼说:〝哇,你好厉害啊,跳到了很高很高的地方。"鳄鱼非常高兴,但是大口一张,最终却被小鱼给吓跑了。

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