luins 发表于 2021-1-8 00:50   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑話三則

1.坐火車回家，硬座，對面座有個漂亮MM。過了一會，MM對我說，手機給我下，我把手機給了她以後，她給她自己打了個電話，然後把手機還給我了，
  我頓時心花怒放，心想這也行？又過了一分鍾，我收到她的短信，內容是“你下面的拉鏈沒拉上……”
2.“數學的力量是什麽？”“抄完答案看不懂!”
  “語文的力量是什麽？”“看完答案不想抄!”
3.食客微微一笑：“我點菜時，好像沒有點過蒼蠅！”
  侍者很鎮靜：“但是，這不必另外加錢的。”
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