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笑话三则

1.儿童节一到,怀着感恩之心的我,决定在这个特殊日子给我接触过的每位女老师都写上一封信,信中感谢她们一直以来对我的照顾,感谢她们对我特殊的体贴和关心,告诉她们我一直爱她们! 结果信一寄出就收到了良好的反响,50多岁的教导主任亲自找到我说:我当老师30多年了,就没见过你这样不要脸的校长!

2、本人姓袁,老婆这个月底生,给孩子取名,想了很多名字,今天刚躺床上, 老 婆说:子轩这个名字好听吗?当时我突然接了句不如叫袁子弹吧,小名叫嘣!!!当时老婆正在吃橘子,结果直接喷了我一脸

3、昨天火车上上厕所,好多人排队,终于到我了,从里面出来了一个挺漂亮的妹子,出来后甩了甩手,甩到我脸上一滴水,当时没在意,关键我上完厕所愣是没找到水管子。

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