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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.我妹妹已经学驾照四年了,一直没拿证。一天,老爸带她去试驾场,他偷偷塞给教练2000元钱。教练立刻紧张起来,说道:“我不接受,试驾必须严格符合要求!”爸爸叹了口气:“这是给你的汽车修理费。”

2.带寝室一哥们去家里玩,刚好碰到了老爸出门,于是我就跟老爸介绍:爸,这是我新交的朋友。谁知我那傻同学不知道是紧张了还是啥了,跟在我后面,也叫了一声“爸”,空气瞬间凝结了,我爸狠抽了一口烟,叹了口气,说道:孩子,你长大了,爸尊重你的选择,至于咱老王家的香火,就只能靠你弟去延续了。。。老爸别走,你听我解释啊。

3.教室突然停电,趁乱我拉了下班花的手,结果她喊了句:班长你又来了,我一听她肯定误会了,我赶紧解释道,我不是班长啊,我是体育委员。
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